Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Patreon Poll Special - Action Man

Your votes become our reality, Patrons. And this time, we’re amping it up with Action Man, the plain yogurt of extreme sports secret agents in the number-horny post-Matrix wasteland of the year 2000. Just don’t forget Alex Mann’s first rule: Check It Out.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin tries out being spicy today • Mr. Mann brings a skateboard to a gunfight • Looking for a great way to show that time has passed? Try adding A Robot Dog • Surprisingly decent for a show that is so consistently dullTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESAction Man Episode 1, “Competitive Edge”Action Man Episode 26, “The Ultimate Doom - Part 2”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlativesToday’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boyTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin BridgesGuest Host: Alison LührsAudio Production: Andrew Eric DavisonMissing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRevolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweatToday’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Alison LührsAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Ronin Warriors (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First you get the tiger, then you get the armor, then you get the women • Ryo cuts a building in half, hotdog style • Ully’s never getting his parents back.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRonin Warriors Episode 1, “Shadowland”Ronin Warriors Episode 2, “Glory for Anubis”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Kyle Danger HenickAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spareToday’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should doToday’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESPuella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentenceToday’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMagical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison