Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentenceToday’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMagical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trailToday’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????THIS WEEK'S EPISODESStar vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse).————————Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygieneToday’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon

Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh!————————Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdownsToday’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMonster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Kyle Danger HenickAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs)

Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice.————————Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doingToday's Episode Sponsor: Pokemon Marriage & Divorce™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHow To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy, And Ready"How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Alison LührsAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A.————————Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinballToday's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy!————————-Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patchToday’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESVisionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says DisneyToday’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Dominique ThomasAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison