Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Special - Ranking Our First 100 Cartoons

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything!THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENThttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharingJoin our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio - An SMT Movie Night (w/Shane Smith)

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one.THIS WEEK'S FILMGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part III - Platonic Speedboat Friends

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly.Today’s Episode Sponsor: ???™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace”Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part II - The Stonehenge Special

We planned this one. This week in vehicular hunk-icide, both shows decide to visit their version of Stonehenge for some chaotic dalliances into real magic, but only *one* has the guts to carpet bomb a wizard’s tomb back to the Arthurian age.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Steven’s Beavers™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 17, “Mystery of the Rings”Centurions Season 1 Episode 38, “Merlin” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part I - Susan, Use Your Laser

This winter we’re unwrapping a brand new arc of hot old trash, composed of the 20-minute toy commercials known as M.A.S.K. and Centurions. Will the incredible power of M.A.S.K.’s unbeatable theme song carry into the quality of the show? No!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCenturions Season 1 Episode 1, “The Sky is on Fire” M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 1, “The Deathstone”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Star Trek: Lower Decks

Warning: the following episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays that covers Star Trek: Lower Decks will be a serious Trekkie shitboy situation where we really get into it. If that’s the kind of slop you like in your bucket, well, set phasers to “fun”.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESStar Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5, “Cupid’s Errant Arrow” Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 8, “Veritas”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Thanksgiving Special: Rise of the Thiccbird

We’ve ignored it long enough - there’s a Simpsons-shaped hole in our podcast’s heart and it’s high time we stuffed it, thiccbird-style. Add in a dripping tureen of Hank Hill gravy and we’ve got one hell of a FOX-Giving dinner.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frogbumpin’™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESThe Simpsons S2E7, “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” King of the Hill S3E7, “Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part IV - Rocko’s Modern Life

We couldn’t resist a dip into one of Nickelodeon’s oddest entries and Spongebob’s spiritual progenitor, Rocko’s Modern Life. To paraphrase a round cow that is mostly ass, it was a hoot.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Telling People You’ve Started to Rewatch Stargate SG-1™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRocko’s Modern Life S2E9b, “Uniform Behavior” Rocko’s Modern Life S3E10, “Wacky Delly”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part III - As Told By Ginger

Welcome to Doctor Saturday’s Home for Wayward Nicktoons, where we ensure care and shelter for Nickelodeon’s less-loved children. Who’s that playing in the yard by herself? It’s As Told By Ginger, a fantastic show about youth and having a goblin brother.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Give Bread A Chance™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESAs Told By Ginger Episode 1, “Ginger the Juvey” As Told By Ginger Episode 37, “And She Was Gone”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part II - Danny Phantom

A Long’s Day’s Journey Into Nicktoons continues with yet another oddball, and we’ll give you a hint as to who: /He’s a phantom/. Yes, it’s time for us to bust our old-man hips trying to figure out why so many people liked Danny Phantom.Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Restaurant That Serves Old Boots From The River™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDanny Phantom Episode 11, “Fanning the Flames” Daniel Phaniel Episode 15, “Public Enemies” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison