Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Episode 25 - The Butthole Muppets Of Vehicle 9

One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoonsThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo • Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal • I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour • Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart • Izzy YMCAs his way through most of the alphabetToday's Episode Sponsors: ThunderKeith™ and Feral Phil & His Ramshackle Hut™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDigimon Adventure - Episode 24 - “No Questions, Please”Available on HuluSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 21 - “Jupiter Comes Thundering In”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 11 - “Gold Shield”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin • We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite • The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas • Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours • Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable • Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelingsToday's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

Subscribe to our podcast and help us mercilessly ping infamous Jerkules Kevin Sorbo’s Google alert the way his straight white god intended.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever • Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar • Gotta buy that good Dimetapp® • A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug useToday's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSilverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”Available on HuluSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 2) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-rodding ne’er-do-wells rocket into town • Special Guest Patrick Stagaman nibbles the plot of Goldilocks on our toes like a court stenographer • A ‘Roots’ Telltale game is a bad idea • April is a pizza-gobbling hypocrite with a shame freezer bursting at the seams with her stuffed-crust lies • BRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEOWWwwww....krangplane!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 3 - "A Thing About Rats"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 4 - "Hot-Rodding Teenagers From Dimension X"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 5 - "Shredded And Splintered"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Andy realizes his lifelong dream of being a bag of beans • Turns out we all know a lot about Turtles • Ninja gentrification • Krang and Shredder have those flavors we crave • We all admit that our deepest fear is hippo violence • No really, like go look at hippo videos, you’ll never sleep againFurther reading on the origins of TMNT [ScreenCrush]THIS WEEK'S EPISODESTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Turtle Tracks"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 2 - "Enter the Shredder"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Episode 22 - 13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can

Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms • Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight • Melvin screams the theme at us again • Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice • △▽△▽ T R I A N G L E △▽△ M E M E S ▽△▽△Today's Episode Sponsors: Edible Boyfriends™ and 2Cheez’s new album, Bird/Tape™Andy’s Anime Crimes:Exhibit ATHIS WEEK'S EPISODESDigimon Adventure - Episode 21 - “Home Away From Home”Available on HuluSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 18 - “Worth a Princess’s Ransom”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 8 - “The Threat of Dritt”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over • Austin steams up his patented punk salad • Sailor V knows how to merchandise • Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit • The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti • Sora does a Clone WarToday's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more animeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’ • The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured • If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life • Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear • Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron WikiToday's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSilverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"Available on HuluSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Special - X-Men: The Animated Series (w/Matt Grigsby)

We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries)This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture • Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes • Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster • You never forget where you got your first bones • Alan the Intern is a stickler for car accuracyTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Enter Magneto"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoX-Men - Season 2, Episode 11 - "Mojovision"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoX-Men - Season 3, Episode 19 - "Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle) 

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeItThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips • [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls] • The boys get tickled by Picklemon • A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy • Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*StarToday's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"Available on HuluSilverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"Available for purchase on Amazon VideoThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)