Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Episode 32 - Rhett Butler’s Fat Green Butthole

When we watch an episode of Sailor Moon that’s a real barn-burner, we have a duty to raise it to the sky like a child of prophecy. Please enjoy this incredible spate of kitty cat nonsense.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:A nasty man debuts his filthy video series • Two cows lock horns in Vaudeville Kombat • Return of the Stink Panther • Zoycite builds a living coat of sewer mice • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 24 and he’s just *steamed* about itToday's Episode Sponsors: Doin’ It, Jeff Style™ and Still Doin’ It (With Jeff)™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESWild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 6 - “Thoroughly Moodern Lily”Available on YouTubeCybersix - Episode 5 - “Lori is Missing”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 27 - “Kitty Chaos”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS (w/Dominique Thomas)

Dominique Thomas, Avatar of Nines, Lord of Afroductions, and Keeper of the Sexual Fire rides in on an actual spider and hangs out in our room, and we don’t ask questions because you don’t question miracles.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Hunter Steele gets our blood boiling hot for ruthless spider-related critiques • We drop an exclusive bombshell about Drake • Shadow, the titular spider, very clearly doesn’t want to be in the show • Man triumphs over the tallest, stupidest anime hair that’s ever existed • Definitely drink firstTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSpider Riders - Episodes 1, 2 & 3Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 31 - Cybersix Is On Thin F**king Ice (w/Jaine Ye)

Featuring special guest Jaine Ye! Today on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, Cybersix makes a bafflingly tone-deaf blunder and we just, like...like we had to talk about it.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Thrill as we introduce what is sure to be a hit new pasta-related segment • Cybersix ruins a perfectly good detective story • Austin can barely suppress his salivary glands when talking about famed chain restaurant Red Lobster • Hunk Jesus is here, and he wears a tablecloth • Sorry Moo Mesa, but hair just doesn’t grow from the top of the pouchToday's Episode Sponsors: New Salmon™ and Fill-’em-Up Phil™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCybersix - Episode 4 - “Yashimoto, Private Eye”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 26 - “Grandpa’s Follies”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 5 - “A Sheepful of Dollars”Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Jaine Ye (NYC) (Or like, Boston I guess right now) (Or...Boston-area)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 30 - This is Sourdough

The boys pucker their lips at the yucky sour taste of that lemon bread! Yuck! Almost as sour as some of them dang cartoons we watched.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory gifts us our most ambitious theme yet • Bag yourself a rain-trapped hunk with this one weird trick • Bovine child gangs roam the west • Mature romance means learning to love bugs • Austin and Rory pine after a cyborg panther • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 21 and countingToday's Episode Sponsors: Zippers for Sisters™ and Justin's Birthday™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 25 - “Too Many Girlfriends”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 4 - “School Days”Available on YouTubeCybersix - Episode 3 - “Terra” Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan BaybeeeeToday's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBeverly Hills Teens - Episode 1 - “Double Surfing Double Cross”Available on YouTube maybeBeverly Hills Teens - Episode 25 - “Ghost Story”Available on YouTube maybeBeverly Hills Teens - Episode 39- “Hold the Anchovies”Available on YouTube maybeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 29 - Ninety Minutes of Non-Stop Panthers

It’s Saturday Morning on this fateful Tuesday and we’re plump with windmill cereal (#TweetYourWheat) and dressed in the suits our mom picked out for us. Pour your milk over our bowls and join us as we dip our toes into those milk bowls and get wet from milk and then watch our favorite cartoons.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Join us in our windowless windmill operation • We just love that panther • Rory comes out guns blazing on his new segment, Cowboy Facts • Austin’s rap career begins and ends right before your eyes • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 15 and counting • Join us for the trial of Darien Kay LetourneauToday's Episode Sponsors: Chimney Beans™ and T.G.I. Albert’s™Horse People Are Real #TheTruthIsOutThereTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESCybersix - Episode 2 - “Data 7 & Julian”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 2 - “A Snake In Cow’s Clothing”Available on YouTubeSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 24 - "An Artful Attack"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 28 - Baloneyalism (w/Annie Jansen)

Our very good friend Annie Jansen is witness to the debut of two new shows in our lineup: the refreshingly progressive Cybersix and the depressingly regressive C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special guest Annie Jansen is foolishly unafraid of having her name google-linked to ours • Carb up to fight fascists with an Argentinian Pasta Breakfast • Rory did his cowboy homework • Annie drops the bomb on some Nuclear Horse Theory • It’s time for the Macy’s Day Parade to embrace gynecological floatsToday's Episode Sponsors: Trash Can Lasers™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCybersix - Episode 1 - “Mysterious Shadow”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 1 - “Bang ‘Em High”Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Luhrs hates our tawdry lollipop theme • Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases • Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips • Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples • Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoDigimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 26 - Just Wizard Stuff

Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills • Honky Priest vs. Werehunk • Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one • Ebenezer Mimi is visited by Sora the Dream Witch • MetalGreymon literally orphans a hundred frogsToday's Episode Sponsors: The Downtown Trouser House™ and Stevesdropping™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSilverhawks - Episode 12 - “Zero the Memory Thief”Available for purchase on Amazon VideoSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 22 - “The Power of Friendship”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Digimon Adventure - Episode 25 - “Princess Karaoke”Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

SEO-Friendly “Westworld” Special (w/Sheriff Kyle Levien)

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2WorldThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks • Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows • Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices • Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now • Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline CatsToday's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES---Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa #3 - “Bulls of a Feather”---BraveStarr #1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”---The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers #54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”