Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Dungeons & Dragons (w/Brian ”Yoko” Simmons)

This week we wag our tongues at all those 80s parents by playing the devil’s very own game! Roll a twenty-sided die to see if you enjoy our actual-watch podcast, replete with Gunthieves, Danger Clerks, and our new dungeon friend Brian “Indifferent Viking” Simmons.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Brian David “Fourth Name” Simmons betrays his friend by inventing a new punishment currency, Andy’s Bad Boy No-Nos (4 and counting) • Susan Sarandon stars in “Stepmom 2” • We talk about characters named Hank and Bobby for over an hour and Rory totally drops the ball on “King of the Hill” references • An evil demon negs a woke nazi until he attacks several magic preteens with an F-14 TomcatTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESDungeons & Dragons - Episode 20, "The Dragon's Graveyard," and Episode 23, "The Time Lost"Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Brian Simmons (Seattle but technically Florida I guess)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Andy’s Anime Corner

Andy claws open the lock of his dungeon, shrouding the world in ten thousand years of anime darkness. Will we survive his ceaseless tournament arc of punishment? Will Subs defeat Dubs? Will our waifus ever love us back? Something something Millennium Puzzle UwUThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The phrase of the day is “meat juices” • Land Sharks just aren’t the apex predator we hoped they’d be • A brave new Goggle Boy hops inside a Mr. Bucket for some heavy drilling • Class is in session at Onsen High School™ • Austin has a Rough Time with short person humor and he looks so cute from down thereTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESShokugeki no Soma (Food Wars) - Episode 1 - "An Endless Wasteland"Available on CrunchyrollTengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Episode 1 - "Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!"Available on NetflixLovely Complex - Episode 1 - "Freshmen Year Summer! I'll Definitely Find a Boyfriend!"Available on...the internet?The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Anime Jail), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Alison & Sammy in the 22nd Century (w/Sherlock Holmes)

Consulting Guest Detectives Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott lend us their expertise in honey riddles and monkey puzzles. With Sherlock and his compudroid Watson. In the future. On the moon.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Themes continue to be hilarious and not obtuse • Andy barely manages to flash us his Naruto unmentionables • Pterodactyls eat up precious moon-children • Austin spits on the sterling reputation of notorious moon-werewolf Michael ChiklisTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Episodes 3, 7, and 23.Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Summer of Specials: Spider-Man ’94 (w/Jason Huff)

Our Summer of Specials has begun! First up is the 1994 Spider-Man animated series with the help of our special guest Jason “Scooter Hooligan” Huff.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The elegance of the Teen Face Dance • Miss Spiderman’s Home For Backdoor Pilots • A staggering lack of respect for emotional trauma • Frank Castle goes nuclear on some cobwebs • You know Blade’s mad when he pulls out his stinkbombs • Schrödinger’s Felicia both is and isn’t a Friday referenceTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSpider-Man (1994) - Season 2, Episodes 7, 8, 9 (and 10 sorta)Available, y'know, on the internetThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Jason Huff (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Interview - Michael Uslan, Creator of Dinosaucers

Just in time for the August 8 release of the new Dinosaucers comic book, we’re thrilled to present our very special interview with the show’s creator (and Batman producer) Michael Uslan!The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Special Guest: Michael Uslan (Reptilon)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 35 - Floor-to-Ceiling Diapersix

If you tune into our podcast exclusively for Andy-Shaming, we’ve got a whopper in your hopper. He doesn’t mind, because he’s drooling in his corner and eating wood.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Everything Is Diapersix • Pastawatch is back by “popular” “demand” • Goblins are real, and they hate the sun • Ghosts are real, and they eat cows • Darien is catnip for beesToday's Episode Sponsors: Real Charmanders™ and The Four Separate Sentences That Ladies Love To Hear™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCybersix - Episode 8 - “Gone With the Wings”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 9 - “Legend of Skull Duggery”Available on YouTubeSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 30 - “A Crystal Clear Destiny”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 34 - Gary’s Goodbye

This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful • Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits • Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat • Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year • Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a FuneralToday's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues”Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Wholesome Bears (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

Charlotte “Goldilocks” Hollingsworth creeps into our basement and steals secret sips from our bowls of cartoon porridge: Care Bears, Gummi Bears, and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Are they too spicy, too nasty, or just nasty enough?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive • The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit • Winnie the Pooh takes us to a German expressionist dreamscape • Andy’s very specific character impression wages emotional warfare on the unsuspectingToday's Episode Sponsors: Rude Snakes™ and Simon’s Wine™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESThe Care Bears - Episode 50A - “King of the Moon”Available on YouTubeDisney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears - Episode 32 - “Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner”Available on YouTubeThe New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Episode 1 - “Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures”Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Oops! All Sponsors

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentallyThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Everything • In This Episode • Is Sponsors • Just The Ads • His palms are sweaty • knees weak • arms are heavy • there’s vomit on his sweater alreadyToday's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

Episode 33 - Spicy Throwing Shrimp

We accidentally trapped 600 birds in a classroom? Please send helpThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin and Rory tussle to the death in a crystal house • Meridiana gets an entire Hitchcock of blue pigeons • No one seems to smell the poo gas except Andy • Mayor Bulloney just gets a whole dickload of shovels, end of episode • We can’t decide what smooched the gooch more: Tuxedo Melvin or Andy’s Animorphs referencesToday's Episode Sponsors: Jeff Style’s Back: Jackin’ It Backwards™ and Barnabas, King of Trains™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCybersix - Episode 6 - “Blue Birds of Horror”Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 7 - “Wetward Whoa”Available on YouTubeSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 28 - “Tuxedo Melvin”Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)