Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Episode 42 - Sailor Moon Süper Season Finale (w/Alison Lührs)

Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong • Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren • One cool thing 90s kids will remember is failing us all • Andy claims to just read fan-fiction as a hilarious bit • Turns out Darien has *always* been a weird Victorian dinner guest • Apparently a “Taiwanese Earthquake” isn’t a cocktail or a sex thingToday's Episode Sponsor: The Urge™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 39: "The Past Returns"Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 40: "Day of Destiny"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 41 - Bovine Genesis Cowvangelion

As we approach the end of our second season, the podcast can go one of two ways: we can jump the shark, or become The Wire. We did both?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Guest starring Omar from The Wire as “The Shark” • Fertile Crescent V • 10 great ways to blast your man’s cornwagon • Austin drops a Chicken Run reffie • Andy’s new segment turns our lives into a crossover fic where Eggman is my dad • Something something Fonzie jukebox ski shoesToday's Episode Sponsors: Mom’s Goodnight Lobster™ & Hair That Gets Everywhere™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 38, "Fractious Friends"Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 26, "The Wild Wild Pest"Cybersix - Episode 13, "The Final Confrontation"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 40 - Who, What, When, Where & Jamiroquai

We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Ska makes a big comeback and it’s definitely not Jamiroquai • Moo Montana has a horned-up hometown sidepiece • Cybersix’s best episode to date just fucking rocks, there’s no joke for that one • Ultimate Wingman Jupiter risks her life to get Mercury some psychic nerd poontang • Back that tush up, that tush is my friendToday's Episode Sponsors: Salty Vaseline™ & Vampire Math Class™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESWild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 13, "Another Fine Mesa"Cybersix - Episode 12, "Daylight Devil"Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 37, "Tuxedo Unmasked"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 39 - One Snake That is Also Two Snakes

Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The headphone splitter of circus serpents makes a proud debut • Oh Melvin, Oh Well Then: A Musical Revue • You know how birds inflate sometime? • Darien? Did you mean Prince Darien? • Cody destroys family heirlooms with White Ignorance and also a belt sander • Spay and neuter your snakesToday's Episode Sponsors: Plucky’s Duck Buckets™ and Grandma Chutney’s Tooth Butter™ (And Wacky Tobacky Backwards Tobacco™)THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 36, "Last Resort"Cybersix - Episode 11, "The Greatest Show in Meridiana"Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 12, "The Big Cow Wow"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Jim Carrey: They Made Three? (w/Nathan Cox)

When we said “Sssomebody Stop Me” we meant “please, Nathan Cox, ssstop us from watching the three Jim Carrey movie cartoon adaptations that came out in 1995.” But he was powerless to help, and aaallllrighty then, it was a real [Dumb & Dumber reference] of a time.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Nathan “2 Zoos 2 Books” Cox is stuck in a bottomless pit of our design • Dumb & Dumber fails both fans and non-fans of the movie • A communist monkey seizes the means of production, and Austin’s heart • Buzz Stingman spreads his pollen • Louie Anderson impressions come back in a big way • Somebody Smoke MeTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESDumb & Dumber: The Animated Series - Episode 3, "Top Dumbs"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Season 2, Episode 2, "Snow Job"The Mask: Animated Series - Season 2, Episode 19, "To Bee or Not to Bee"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 38 - Boulevard of Broken Dweebs

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater • Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor • Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words • Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man • Twist It Like A MustacheToday's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"Available on YouTubeThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 37 - Bad at Podcast

Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!”This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Popemaster General Owen Wilson visits us from the steamin’ hot cyberfuture • We uncover the secret origins of Johnny Bravo • A snowman witch haunts the moguls • Cybersix fucking delivers this week with a Screamin’ Lovecraftian nightmare peeper • Cheese is milkToday's Episode Sponsors: Extremely Creamy Charles™ and Seven Milkmen™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESWild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 10, "Stolen on the River"Available on YouTubeSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 34, "Ski Bunny Blues"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Cybersix - Episode 9, "The Eye"Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 36 - The Scab Prince: A Sailor Moon Power Hour

Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Meet your sweeties: Bird Princess, Truck Princess, and Old Princess • Featuring Owen Wilson as Beryl McQueen • Tuxedo Mask is in full bloom • Don’t touch the clam monster’s Dark Wax • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 972 and countingTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 31, "A Reluctant Princess"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 32, "Bad Hair Day"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 33, "Little Miss Manners"Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Saturday Morning Tuesdays’ Thursday

Today we get a first-hand look at what CEOs really do. Our very hands-off Chief Executive Officer Patrick Stagaman holes-up in his room to get some actual work done: his annual report on the state of SMT! Surely this will be an incredible 14 minutes of wisdom.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Patrick has the most convincing mom voice • Dad beat me if I tried to get smarter than him • People with beards like to be scratched on them • Is Danimals yogurt still in stores? • If you’ve never seen the children’s show WMAC Masters, do yourself a favor and click this link • Mustard can be scraped off a sandwich, but you can still taste it, it’s ruinedToday's Episode Sponsors: Could it be you, the LISTENER?! Mail in to find out!FINAL GRADESBefore the curve - A Gentleman’s “B”After the Curve - We’re not telling! You gotta listen!The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)The CEO (A capella Maestro): Patrick Stagaman (Daejeon, S. Korea)

SMT’s First Pod-Birthday!

For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s got tall boots • The Adventures of Nasty Shark and Gator Maid • Villainy, thy name is Robot Nick • You know it’s true when the Marlon Brando Tree says you have no friends • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 966 and countingTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESDinosaucers - Episode 63, "I Got Those ‘Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur"Available on YouTubeSonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 17/18, "Blast to the Past"Available on YouTubeDigimon Adventure - Episode 47, "Ogremon’s Honor"Available on HuluThe Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)