Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Sky Hunks Part IV - Tuna Stu and the Space Boys

It’s April, and you know what that means—it’s time to square up with America’s own Scrooge McDuck and pay your cartoon taxes. Except us, of course, because taxes are for poors, and we’re richer than the dandy peanut man on your bag of dirt candy.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We say the nasty thing, and no one slaps us on the hands • The Denver Worm Hole brings all the boys to the yard • Is it legal to marry a plane in Macross City? ...What if the plane has legs? • Rory falls in love with a spacefaring tuna fish • The telltale scent of a worm’s gooToday's Episode Sponsor: The Dragons of Cranberry Sunday™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSkysurfer Strike Force - Episode 18, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 1"Robotech - Episode 4, "The Long Wait"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part III - I Got Them Chicken Bone Blues

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can’t drive trains, which is why we, three toon-watchin’ dogs, are back on the dog train rocketing across the plains, just three dogs on a train. But what’s this? It seems one of the dogs has spilled the snacks from our snack box all over the floor, including two hunks of chewy cartoony goodness, and he’s just eating them on the floor and we’re powerless to stop him.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Dog-Rory sits on a throne of bones • Replicon gets short-changed AGAIN just so he can’t do mouth pushups with Jack • Cybron finally gets his one-in-a-million chance to steal the president’s train • Robotech sends an island to space while age-shaming a thirty-something • Get in on these chicken bones, dogToday's Episode Sponsor: Dog Recruiter™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRobotech - Episode 3, "Space Fold"Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 5, "Titan of Terror"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part II - The Gauntlet of Whistles

The Price is Flight on the second round of our new Sky Hunks arc, giving us another delicious sip of Robotech’s roaring cruisers and Skysurfer’s soaring losers. Opposites in objective quality, yet true blood brethren in Resting Hunk Potential.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin steps down from his Drew Carey podium to cause game show chaos • Wear a fake face on your robot face on your real face to own the libs • Chronozoid OP pls nerf • We ‘Remington Steele’ Andy’s dignity away before he succumbs to bee venom • JK Rowling tweets us which hunks she wants to see nail each otherToday's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Thick Corn Blasts™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSkysurfer Strike Force - Episode 2, "Death Paint"Robotech - Episode 2, "Countdown"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part I (Robotech/Skysurfer Strike Force)

We crept down to feed Andy his oreo cookies in the Anime Dungeon. However, Andy had escaped his birdcage, driven bananas by a Vitamin Hunk deficiency. We found him pecking at forbidden fruits from the old Hunk Tree and hooting about Macross or something. Can we entice him back with yet more oreo cookies?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We meet a surprise hunk with a surprise amount of eyes. And a doctorate. • A pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecha is just what the doctor ordered (that doctor is Dr. Five Eyes) • Rick Hunter and Roy Focker together STILL don’t even have as many eyes as Dr. Five Eyes • In a Computopia Minute, two eyes become fiveToday's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Chunky Crumbs™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRobotech - Episode 1, "Boobytrap"Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 1, "City of Terror"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? • The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women • Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? • How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? • Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part IV - Tomb Many Mummies

For the final ‘sode of our current arc, we shotgun FIVE BEERS (episodes) of Olde Mummy Lager (television) in search of the Yummiest Mummy. Will the Curse shrivel us into Grandpa Raisins?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Evy trashes multiple castles yet gets promoted constantly • Somehow we missed out saying the phrase “skelekinesis” • Lord Dracool makes a guest appearance in our mummy special • Race Bannon is a nonstop murder truck • A Stretch Armstrong mummy steals a hat and our hearts • Looks like it’s curtains for Jeff • Brendan ‘Frazer’, or Brendan ‘Frazhur’? Survey says: you don't careTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESThe Mummy - Episode 1, "The Summoning"Monster Force - Episode 6, "He Walks Again"The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Episode 27, "The Mummies of Malenque"Men In Black: The Series - Episode 37, "The I Want My Mummy Syndrome"Spider-Woman - Episode 1, "Pyramids of Terror"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

RE-RELEASE: Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this:Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan BaybeeeeToday's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBeverly Hills Teens - Episode 1, "Double Surfing Double Cross"Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25, "Ghost Story"Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39, "Hold the Anchovies"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)Audio Production: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs) (Mummy Stuff Part III)

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doingToday's Episode Sponsor: Pokémon Marriage & Divorce™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHow To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy and Ready"How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked personToday's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part I - Canopic Like It’s Hot

Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls • Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies • History, equality, and giant mechanical spiders • Master has given Andy an anime sock • Ja-Kal’s baby is as white as Egypt milkToday's Episode Sponsor: Turning a Blind Eye to Peter’s Crimes™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMummies Alive! - Episode 1, "Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra"Mummies Alive! - Episode 2, "Sleep Walk Like an Egyptian"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)