Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Schooligans Part II - Scott & Jean’s Night Cookies

The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We’re filled with unbridled animal energy, and we have no hang-ups about it • Dress up in leather and use your friend like a maypole • A Very Bad Assembly with harmless, semi-rigid foam balls • Rory really wants to get Deep Space Nine inches into Worf • Fred Durst jokes are as evergreen as an eggplantToday's Episode Sponsors: Banana Thunder™ and Junior Thunder™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men: Evolution - Season 2, Episode 10, "Walk on the Wild Side"Fillmore! - Episode 8, "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part I - Bleacher Creature & the Bathroom Crime

The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The school tuffs have sassy opinions about truancy • Austin’s hilarious new catchphrase for Fillmore is “It’s Great” • Cyclops canonically buys beer for underage X-Men • Toad is a stinky boy who can’t be in the bald man’s after-school club • Turn of your gosh dang death machines, ChuckToday's Episode Sponsor: Home Improvement: Red & Blue™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESFillmore! - Episode 1, "To Mar A Stall"X-Men: Evolution - Episode 1, "Strategy X"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Sky Dancers & Dragon Flyz (w/Alison Lührs)

Special guest Alison “Promised Us Pasta” Lührs joins us in the studio to examine the smoking wreckage of the 90s “propeller weapon” craze that resulted in Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz. Do their heavily gendered cartoons reach the heights of the toys?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Batten down your manes, horse girls • Dip ‘n’ rip off to the rocketship city of Airlandis, where we all share one dad • Let the power of dance magic turn off your stupid science brain • Queen Skyla lists every character in the show in extreme detail • Problematic representation, ahoy!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDragon Flyz - Episode 1, “Dragon Dawn”Sky Dancers - Episode 1, “They Sky’s the Limit”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part X - The Butter King

All good hunks must someday say goodbye, and today marks the final flight for all of our soaring studs. Robotech, Ring Raiders, and Skysurfer Strike Force: we salute your magic airplanes and thick oaken necks. Semper fi.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:In an attempt to appeal to everybody, this podcast is now about down-home southern Game- of-Thrones stripper snakes • Plague 2.0 makes the baby sad • Wraith, Wraither, Wraithest • Rick tries out the Kiss Maneuver again • Men are from Mars, Women are from FinlandToday's Episode Sponsor: The Butter King™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRing Raiders - Episode 5, "A Pilot’s Faith"Robotech - Episode 12, "The Big Escape"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IX - Kiss Commander & The Pervert King

It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Space Parrot gives Rory the willies • A show that’s never effectively used time travel decides to go to Kansas real quickToday's Episode Sponsor: Why Did Randall Get So Sick™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRobotech - Episode 11, "First Contact"Ring Raiders - Episode 4, "All The Right Stuff"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part Ocho - Tim Apple’s House of Stars

Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarzThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool going on • Vic inflates his powerful neckmeat bladders as an intimidation tactic • Oh hai Lisa • Captain Gloval works on his Ralph Kramden impressionToday's Episode Sponsor: Secondhand Wizard Curses™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRing Raiders - Episode 3, "Scorch’s Revenge"Robotech - Episode 10, "Blind Game"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VII - Rory Broke His Walking Bone

Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the warfare potential of the spandex tankini • In the future, you get a shouting parrot and upwards of three good female presidents • All aboard the Doctorcopter • Rory spills the beans about his wet leg disaster • Minmay makes me poopToday's Episode Sponsor: Edgar’s Potion™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRobotech - Episode 9, "Miss Macross"Ring Raiders - Episode 2, "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VI - Dirty Flirty Wine Dads

It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Steel and Presley Carnovan on our “Worst Main Characters” list • Andy confronts his childhood demons, in a very literal sense • Rick Hunter, pantsu goblin • Revenge of the SourpussToday's Episode Sponsor: Drew Gets A Treat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRing Raiders - Episode 1, "Ring of Fire"Robotech - Episode 6, "Blitzkrieg"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Earth Day Special (w/Annie Jansen)

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsettingTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFree Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part V - Willy Wonka, But For Meat

Well glingle-dee-dee! We’re full of childlike whimsy this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, the podcast that takes place inside Tim Burton’s Topsy-Turvy Chuckle Dumpster. Present your “golden” ticket to watch a city turn into a guy, and a worm emerge from a different worm.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:A classic Transformers question gets answered, with brutal results • Dogs are huckleberries, and Andy discovers a new ham • Burger King fluids make stupid worms • Soar Loser tees up his own joke and still whiffs itToday's Episode Sponsor: Bully Me Elmo™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRobotech - Episode 5, "Transformation"Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 19, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 2"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)