Saturday Morning Tuesdays

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 6: The Great De-Noodling

Somehow we can’t discuss Dune without interpreting it through a Game of Thronesian lens, so come to class and let Maester Rory teach us about Sansa Atreides.The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 5: I’ll Have An Orange Jesus

In this episode: Space Catholics and their favorite bible verses, Exceedingly Sour Boys, and the Missionaria ProtectivaThe Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 4: Dune Sucks

Of all the ledes that have been buried, none are more dope than Rory forgetting to tell us about laser shields #lasershieldsThe Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 3: Clams & Barnacles

Here in Chapter 3 of Frank Herbert’s Dune, a lot of interesting worldbuilding is swept under the rug in favor of Rory’s questionable seafood metaphors.The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 2: Hawat’s on Second

Our summer diversion continues! Today, Rory tries to teach us about glow globes, gravity suspenders, and a guy named Piter.The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 1: A Box Full of Hot Spaghetti

Rory Voie has read Dune. Austin and Andy have not. Here at the crossroads of education and infuriation, the journey to learn Dune (without doing any actual work) begins.The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part III - The Great Podcast Wars

This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Soft Austin’s tissue-paper bones were tickled by a honeybee • Jun’ichiro does sound a lot like Junky Joe, to be fair to Cotton • We don’t really talk about it in the podcast but Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad • BEES again • What’s that thing you walk through in the mall, thoughToday's Episode Sponsor: Sega Games Tony™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S06E21/22, "Returning Japanese"King of the Hill - S09E08, "Mutual of Omabwah"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinballToday's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part I - Get in the EVA, Bobby

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his kneesToday's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESKing of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Vytor: The Starfire Champion (w/Nathan Cox)

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a monkey in the garden, and we’d better go catch it • F-3PPO brings in the Star Wars target demo • Why don’t these science women believe in my manly magicks?? • Explore a world where ancient prophecies are about as old as the series finale of Frasier • Do you guys remember in SSX Tricky whereTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESVytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)