Saturday Morning Tuesdays

PokéClones Part II - Bakugan in 60 Seconds

This week we’re exploring the first wave of PokéClones with Bakugan, Dinosaur King, Fighting Foodons, and Beyblade. Four shows with varying quality of catchable monsters, yet strangely consistent on slammable dads and the soft foods they crave.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rad Danny Japan and the Marbles of Destiny • Anyway, here’s Wonderwall • Spike Taylor blows in twice a year to knock his wife’s socks off • We’d like to arrest a computer for being too boy-horny • Honestly who cares about the family sword-dragon when there’s tops to ripTHIS WEEK'S MOVIEBakugan Battle Brawlers Episode 1, “Bakugan: The Battle Begins”Dinosaur King Episode 1, “Prehistory in the Making”Fighting Foodons Episode 1, “Rice to Meet You”Beyblade Episode 1, “The Blade Raider”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part I - Patreon, I Choose You!

It’s our Season 4 Premiere! We’ve started a new arc about the most capitalist cartoons known to man, and so we think it’s fitting to also shamelessly promote our new Patreon. Fact: Pikachu is a patron of ours, and he LOVES our bonus contentThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Gary and his cheerleader squad begin a boy’s journey of deep emasculation • Ash’s Mom and Professor Oak are definitely playing Hide the Diglett • Austin’s already feeling the Capitalist’s Itch • Officer Jenny’s clone hegemony makes Rory uncomfortable • Pikachu gets real surgery and almost dies and gets a funny battery instead of medicineToday’s Episode Sponsor: Jello Fellows™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESPokémon Episode 1, “Pokémon, I Choose You!”Pokémon Episode 2, “Pokémon Emergency!”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Klaus - A Saturday Morning Tuesdays Movie Night

As our third season draws to a close, and Father Winter slinks down your domestic smokehole to deliver his damp secrets, we thought it’d be fun to watch an honest-to-goodness movie on the pod: the all-new, all-Netflix Santa origin tale, Klaus!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:This is a Joan Cusack podcast and Andys don’t get a vote • Santa finally chops the Chekhov’s Wood by the end of the movie • Kids famously hate the mail • and Spielbergs hate the Internet • Learn the value of a dollar and a woman’s loveToday’s Episode Sponsor: Danny DeVito and the Christmas Mouse™THIS WEEK'S MOVIENetflix’s “Klaus”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part V (w/Todd Durboraw)

After doing this podcast for two years we have a sort of stockholm syndrome for bad content, so it’s nice to have someone like Todd “The Chicken Maze” Durboraw remind us how bad these shows can be. Enjoy our bittersweet C&D&G finale, expertly mourned by the wail of hewnstone mancrusts.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 13 • Hannah keeps trying to kiss nature, even the stuff that’s bad for kissing • We’re still haunted by the ghost of Cybersix’s uncomfortably horny source material • Robots blow up a castle and it’s honestly pretty tasteful • Xanatos is facing criminal charges for being “a rascal to gargoyles”Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Teacher is a Bus™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 5, "Wild Child"Gargoyles - Episode 5, “Awakening, Part 5"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Todd Durboraw (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&D&G baybeeeeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part III (w/Shane Smith)

Special guest Shane “Steam Prince” Smith joins us on the sky-castle ramparts for another double dose of devilish daddies on the prowl. Their next target: your heartstrings!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s Survival of the Thickest out here • The gargoyles find immediate issues with the NYPD • Xanatos sets up some sweet-ass video game levels • Running Quahoon Count: 8 • Jack arm-cannons a pterodactyl into spaceToday’s Episode Sponsor: Blast Academy™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGargoyles - Episode 3, “Awakening, Part 3"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 3, "Death Ray"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part II (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re back for more Cadillacs, more dinosaurs, and more of Mickey’s nasty bat friends (Gargoyles). Special guest Alison “Bog Sommelier” Lührs joins us at our Victorian swoon party for Byronic howling hunks. Quahoon!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Cowboys are ancient warlocks • Running Quahoon Count: 6 • Apparently cartoons in the 90s could just say whatever • Wait until Bezos mounts a castle on his downtown balls • Tune in for a special Salute to our GoonsToday’s Episode Sponsor: Hot Chips™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 2, "Dino Drive"Gargoyles - Episode 2, “Awakening, Part 2"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated processToday's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Mighty Max (w/Dominique Thomas)

Don your historically accurate magic baseball cap and travel back to the world of ‘90s toy marketing. Special guest Dom “Not Mad At Us This Time” Thomas joins us for the story of a boy being routinely taken out of school to party with a chicken wizard.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Dom must’ve been playing Zelda recently • Max scientifically explains to children that monsters are legit real • The Pizza Loophole gets past all the warding charms • An eccentric Texan makes everything better • Kids continue to loooove contract lawTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESMighty Max - Season 1, Episode 9, "Less than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea"Mighty Max - Season 2, Episode 8, "Along Came Arachnoid"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

A Modestly Haunted Adult Halloween

It’s our Halloweeniest special of the year, but here’s the deal: we’re adults. We get to pick the candy and the shows, and this time it’s all treats baybee. King of the Hill returns with SMT newcomer Freakazoid! for the exact level of spooky we’re in the mood for: mild.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The safeguards remain in place for further Sinbad-based threats • A lightbulb expert makes a swing and a miss • Freakazoid can always turn to relentless shaming as a last resort • Hank teaches Luanne about the birds but definitely no bees • Austin ate the Goblin Corn from CVSTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFreakazoid! - Episode 2A, "Candle Jack”/”The Cloud"King of the Hill - Season 7, Episode 9, "Pigmalion"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)