Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Klaus - A Saturday Morning Tuesdays Movie Night

As our third season draws to a close, and Father Winter slinks down your domestic smokehole to deliver his damp secrets, we thought it’d be fun to watch an honest-to-goodness movie on the pod: the all-new, all-Netflix Santa origin tale, Klaus!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:This is a Joan Cusack podcast and Andys don’t get a vote • Santa finally chops the Chekhov’s Wood by the end of the movie • Kids famously hate the mail • and Spielbergs hate the Internet • Learn the value of a dollar and a woman’s loveToday’s Episode Sponsor: Danny DeVito and the Christmas Mouse™THIS WEEK'S MOVIENetflix’s “Klaus”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part V (w/Todd Durboraw)

After doing this podcast for two years we have a sort of stockholm syndrome for bad content, so it’s nice to have someone like Todd “The Chicken Maze” Durboraw remind us how bad these shows can be. Enjoy our bittersweet C&D&G finale, expertly mourned by the wail of hewnstone mancrusts.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 13 • Hannah keeps trying to kiss nature, even the stuff that’s bad for kissing • We’re still haunted by the ghost of Cybersix’s uncomfortably horny source material • Robots blow up a castle and it’s honestly pretty tasteful • Xanatos is facing criminal charges for being “a rascal to gargoyles”Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Teacher is a Bus™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 5, "Wild Child"Gargoyles - Episode 5, “Awakening, Part 5"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Todd Durboraw (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&D&G baybeeeeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part III (w/Shane Smith)

Special guest Shane “Steam Prince” Smith joins us on the sky-castle ramparts for another double dose of devilish daddies on the prowl. Their next target: your heartstrings!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s Survival of the Thickest out here • The gargoyles find immediate issues with the NYPD • Xanatos sets up some sweet-ass video game levels • Running Quahoon Count: 8 • Jack arm-cannons a pterodactyl into spaceToday’s Episode Sponsor: Blast Academy™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGargoyles - Episode 3, “Awakening, Part 3"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 3, "Death Ray"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part II (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re back for more Cadillacs, more dinosaurs, and more of Mickey’s nasty bat friends (Gargoyles). Special guest Alison “Bog Sommelier” Lührs joins us at our Victorian swoon party for Byronic howling hunks. Quahoon!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Cowboys are ancient warlocks • Running Quahoon Count: 6 • Apparently cartoons in the 90s could just say whatever • Wait until Bezos mounts a castle on his downtown balls • Tune in for a special Salute to our GoonsToday’s Episode Sponsor: Hot Chips™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 2, "Dino Drive"Gargoyles - Episode 2, “Awakening, Part 2"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated processToday's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Mighty Max (w/Dominique Thomas)

Don your historically accurate magic baseball cap and travel back to the world of ‘90s toy marketing. Special guest Dom “Not Mad At Us This Time” Thomas joins us for the story of a boy being routinely taken out of school to party with a chicken wizard.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Dom must’ve been playing Zelda recently • Max scientifically explains to children that monsters are legit real • The Pizza Loophole gets past all the warding charms • An eccentric Texan makes everything better • Kids continue to loooove contract lawTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESMighty Max - Season 1, Episode 9, "Less than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea"Mighty Max - Season 2, Episode 8, "Along Came Arachnoid"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

A Modestly Haunted Adult Halloween

It’s our Halloweeniest special of the year, but here’s the deal: we’re adults. We get to pick the candy and the shows, and this time it’s all treats baybee. King of the Hill returns with SMT newcomer Freakazoid! for the exact level of spooky we’re in the mood for: mild.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The safeguards remain in place for further Sinbad-based threats • A lightbulb expert makes a swing and a miss • Freakazoid can always turn to relentless shaming as a last resort • Hank teaches Luanne about the birds but definitely no bees • Austin ate the Goblin Corn from CVSTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESFreakazoid! - Episode 2A, "Candle Jack”/”The Cloud"King of the Hill - Season 7, Episode 9, "Pigmalion"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part IV - The Cow as Red as Milk

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone cryptTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESOver the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part III - The Outside Price

Our Over the Garden Wall watch is nearing the end of its run, but not before we bust out our finely tuned English 101 skills and really just go to town. These juxtaposition is a real symbolism (Wordsworth, William. Lyrical Ballads. Oxford UP, 1967).This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin blows his purgatory magic on a cold pickle • We were so close to getting through Cloud City without Star Wars references • There’s an episode here we kinda don’t like • Rory’s siren goes off • Nobody has a hundred nickelsToday's Episode Sponsors: The Janglin’ Man™, Spider-Brian™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESOver the Garden Wall - Episode 6, "Lullaby in Frogland"Over the Garden Wall - Episode 7, "The Ringing of the Bell"Over the Garden Wall - Episode 8, "Babes in the Wood"The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)