Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Jackie Chan Adventures Part IV - Timothée Chalamet’s Lasér Tiger (w/Alison Lührs)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth going elbow-deep for • Shendu makes the ‘Orbs 50 under 50 Ft. list • Don’t make me carry bazookas for no reason, Uncle • Conveniently leave all the talismans in Hong Kong so there’s still a show next seasonToday’s Episode Sponsor: Boyfriend Sauce™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 12, “The Tiger and the Pussycat”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 13, “Day of the Dragon”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part III - Big President Mountain (w/Dominique Thomas)

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might actually tell other people about our podcast • Leave it to the Bavarians to use a fireball talisman for making chocolate • Jade and Uncle do a tasteful hip-hop • Jackie Chan’s favorite color is white, which everybody knows isn’t even a colorToday’s Episode Sponsor: Jeephems Miktoans™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 9, “The Rock”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 11, “The Dog and Piggy Show”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part II - The Seven Shards of Ira Glass (w/David Lloyd)

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • Never forget the many crimes of Turbo Troll • All Gnomecops Are Bastards • The Goons full blown get murderous this weekToday’s Episode Sponsor: Dangerous Cakes™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 6, “Project A, For Astral”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 8, “Tough Break”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part I - Mr. Wartortle Goes to Washington

After a deep slog through the trash swamp, it’s thrilling to reach dry land with Jackie Chan Adventures. We’re beginning a new arc that’s all Jackie, all the time, as he fights the mob with his dope fictional family.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s party time in the Jersey garage • Jade’s precociousness is surprisingly palatable • No mobster wants to kill real, actual Jackie Chan • Chinese Medicine Soup? More like Chinese TALISMAN soup • We’re not big fans of all the statue-shaming about Shendu • You kiss your Wartortle with that mouth?Today’s Episode Sponsor: Revenge Chocolate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 1, “The Dark Hand”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 2, “The Power Within”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Dungeons & Dragons

Our Patrons have once again taken the reins and steered our podcast horses back to Dungeons & Dragons, a TV show about a carnival ride about a game that, according to Pastor Steve, forged my unbreakable bond with Satan.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s highest concept yet might run us afoul of Drew Carey • The Adventures of Melba Toast Man • Eric is a Difficult Person • Bogbeast? Horny teen? There’s an ancient prophecy for that • The magic hat is even more precocious than the already chaotic-neutral Dungeon Master • Apparently there’s like tons of children born of Stargazer ilk, making prophecies everywhere just steamedToday’s Episode Sponsor: (Council of) Council of Dads (A Council of Dads Fancast)™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDungeons & Dragons Episode 6, “Beauty and the Bogbeast”Dungeons & Dragons Episode 21, “Child of the Stargazer”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Council of Council of Dads: A Council of Dads Fancast

Spring is a time of joyous rebirth. The Childish Podbaby Saturday Morning Tuesdays is gone, and now we proudly present our adult Podfather about NBC’s hit new drama, Council of Dads. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll dad your pants.

March Madness Champion: Hulk Hogan(‘s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling)

You can’t do a March Madness bracket without choosing a winner, so we gave the fifth week of March to our triumphant toon of choice: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. Will two new episodes with the Hulkster live up to his infamous horse adventure? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The 19 Skeletons of Doctor Covid • Junkyard Dog has terraformed the perfect nest for his clutch of Junkyard Eggs • Wrestle to the death for the enjoyment of Roman Emperor Rory • It turns out you can just rip off Ghostbusters all you want • The monster version of Andre the Giant is just Andre the Giant • let’s go to the wrap-upToday’s Episode Sponsor: A Clown With Two Boats™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E10a, “Junkyard Dog's Junkyard Dog”Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E11, “Ghost Wrestlers”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Four - Speed Racer

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer: the fast drivin’, fast talkin’ ‘60s anime dreamboat. Racing is a sport too, jocks, even if Speed still spends most of his time karate-chopping gangsters and expressing loud gasps.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Leave an adult tooth under your memory foam pillow for Father Themes • One of these “quirks” is not like the others • Please, ‘Mr. Racer’ was my father • Nothing good ever happens in a volcano lair • “Car Wrestling” is exactly like people wrestling, but the cars are the people wrestlingToday’s Episode Sponsor: Chump Salad™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSpeed Racer Episode 44, “Race the Laser Tank”Speed Racer Episode 45, “The Great Car Wrestling Match”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Three - Mighty Ducks / Eyeshield 21

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but you get to kill for sport • It’s extremely cathartic to see a football team relegated to “anime club” levels on the high school food chain • Austin waggles a pinkie toe into the waters of the Anime Dungeon and likes how it feels • Andy wishes he could BE animeToday’s Episode Sponsor: Sexual Home Improvement™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMighty Ducks Episode 20, “Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome”Eyeshield 21 Episode 1, “The Man with the Lightning Legs”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Two - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygieneToday’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)