Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervousToday’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBeverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Lazer Tag Academy (w/Rashawn Nadine Scott) (and introducing Ray Lazer)

Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history belligerently sees no problem with that • Let’s not admit Jeren is a terrible name • We give no slack to Tom’s choice of rubbie duckie quips • The Jerens literally choose to fight for the confederacy(??)Today’s Episode Sponsor: Andy Definitely Has Gold Hidden In His Basement™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESLazer Tag Academy Episode 1, “The Beginning”Lazer Tag Academy Episode 2, “Skugg Duggery”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part III - The Jack of the Edmund Fitzsamurai

We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it sits on • Turns out, feelings HELP you murder • A former assassin bot faces his(?) worst enemy -- excessive steam • Heads up, an imaginary dog might theoretically not be doing so hot, it’s off-screen but it’s not greatToday’s Episode Sponsor: Nasty Sophie’s Leftovers™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSamurai Jack Episode XXXII, “Jack and the Traveling Creatures”Samurai Jack Episode L, “Tale of X-49”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part II - Ten Thick Chips from the Mountain

It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green Sea • The cuter the monkey, the weaker the punishment • The production team learns how to appeal to Emmy votersToday’s Episode Sponsor: A Hot Crayon Drawing of Yogi Bear™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSamurai Jack Episode XIV, “Jack Learns to Jump Good”Samurai Jack Episode XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part I - The Wire Is Absolutely Anime

The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage • Jack earns some fans with early aughts slang inclinations • Dog heavy machinery is surprisingly intuitive • The triumphant return of Jeff Style’s very good tapesToday’s Episode Sponsor: We’re Selling Andy’s Sonic Comics as Punishment™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSamurai Jack Episode I, “Part I: The Beginning”Samurai Jack Episode II, “Part II: The Samurai Called Jack”Samurai Jack Episode III, “Part III: The First Fight”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Pole Position, or The Cave of Rory Riddlemouth

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get freaky at the stoplight • You can’t apply to become general • They drew the wrong old white doctorToday’s Episode Sponsor: McDonald’s Adult PlayPlaces™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESPole Position Episode 1, “The Code”Pole Position Episode 2, “The Canine Vanishes”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part IV - Thundercats and Garfield & Friends

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands for Webs and Pussycats • The Dougie, a forbidden secular fruit • Grundlecats, Ho!Today’s Episode Sponsor: TikTok Bible Stories™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGarfield & Friends S2E14c, “Cactus Jake Rides Again”Garfield & Friends S3E5c, “How the West Was Lost”Thundercats Episode 34, “Queen of 8 Legs”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Worst Show We’ve Ever Seen (Summer of Cats Part III)

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustration live on air • We’re jumping into the exciting world of anime dub jazz reharmonizationsToday’s Episode Sponsor: Exclude the Trees™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSlacker Cats Episode 1, “Mexico”All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA Episode 1The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part II - Doraemon, Sagwa & Cool Car Cats

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and shatter the fabric of time • Be careful which cockney dog car you piss off inside a living sandcrawler • Car farts are funny and we love to watch the fart cars tootin’ and smoochin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Monkey Trunk™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDoraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future Episode 1, “All the Way from the Future World”Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat Episode 1, “How Sagwa Got Her Colors”The Hot Rod Dog and Cool Car Cats Episode 1The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part I - Swat Kats & Samurai Pizza Cats

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfection • Dr. Viper’s aftermarket snake mods • Samurai Pizza Cats is blowing up with peopleToday’s Episode Sponsor: Manga by the Foot™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron Episode 2, “The Giant Bacteria”Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 35, “Youth Is for Exploding”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison